...so this penguin is driving through the desert, and he notices the temperature gauge starting to climb, and then a couple miles later, steam starts coming up and out from under the hood, and so he coaxes the car into this little town that's basically a handful of buildings on either side of the road, and the first one is a service station.
So he waddles into the mechanic's and says "My car's overheating. Can you take a look at it?"
And the mechanic says "Yeah, but Jesus Christ, you're a penguin... it's the desert... go across the street to the cafe and cool down. I'll come get you when it's ready."
So the penguin waddles across the street to the cafe, and when he enters he sees the big sign behind the counter: SPECIAL TODAY! VANILLA ICE CREAM!
"Oh, boy! I love ice cream!" and he orders a big quadruple dip bowl of vanilla ice cream... and of course, he can't pick up a spoon, so they set it on the counter and he sticks his face into the bowl and slurps it up... ice cream everywhere... on his beak, his face, his feathers, down his front...
,,,and as he's finishing his snack, the front door opens and the mechanic pokes his head in.
"I took a look at your car," he says. "Looks like you blew a seal."
And the penguin says, "Nahhh... that's just vanilla ice cream."